Omfg!

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  • Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
  • Sister: You tell him.
  • Me: And if he doesn't like you?
  • Sister: You kill him.

I just want to be stuck in an endless teenage summertime. with no worries, hot days, sandy beaches, loose clothing, bikini tan lines, attractive friends and sick partys… Don’t forget my cold drink :3

Huckleberry reminds me of a rat :P

Huckleberry reminds me of a rat :P

Omg wings!!

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captaintinypockets:

canadiannarwhal:

i-hopeyou-dance:

amethyst-rose23:

and so I discover why my generation is so weird

I will not never reblog

omfg Megan its us


Basically me in a nutshell. No wonder I am the way I am.

Love the last one. Oh steve

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Ha.

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  • One Direction: You're insecure,
  • Dad: No, I am not.
  • One Direction: Don't know what for.
  • Dad: You don't know how to listen.
  • One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
  • Dad: Okay, thank you.
  • One Direction: Don't need make up.
  • Dad: I don't want any.
  • One Direction: To cover up.
  • Dad: I let it shine!
  • One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
  • Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
  • One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
  • Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
  • One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
  • Dad: It is, isn't it?
  • One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
  • Dad: Please don't call me baby.
  • One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
  • Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
  • One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
  • Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
  • One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
  • Dad: I don't know what?
  • One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
  • Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
  • One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
  • Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
  • One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
  • Dad: No.
  • One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
  • Dad: Believe it then look away.
  • One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
  • Dad: Oh God, not this again.
  • One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
  • Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
  • One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
  • Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
  • One Direction: So c-come on!
  • Dad: No.
  • One Direction: You got it wrong.
  • Dad: No.
  • One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
  • Dad: Unnecessary.
  • One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
  • Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
  • One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
  • Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
  • ~CHORUSx2~
  • One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
  • Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
  • One Direction: na na na na na na
  • Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
  • One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
  • Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
  • One Direction: na na na na na na
  • Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
  • One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
  • Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
  • One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
  • Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
  • One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
  • Dad: Oh my god!
  • ~CHORUS~:
  • One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
  • Dad: Yes I do.
  • One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
  • Dad: YES I do.
  • One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
  • Dad: YES I DO!
  • One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
  • Dad: Never doubt it.
  • Me: Oh my God Dad!
  • Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
  • Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?
beauty-beach-boys:

ari7torres:

Oh damnnnn Cant wait till summer.

Umm. Hot damn? :)

Hawt dayum indeed

beauty-beach-boys:

ari7torres:

Oh damnnnn
Cant wait till summer.

Umm. Hot damn? :)

Hawt dayum indeed

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